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Literature by rockyhorrorpicturesh


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August 14, 2011
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1. Steal his Monster, drug it, and give it back
2. Tell him his voice is too whiny and nasally
3. Tell him Garrett is waaaay better than him
4. Tell him his hair is girly
5. Use a spray bottle to constantly wet his hair
6. Call him gay 209328529875 times a day
7. Spread the rumor that he and Jayy are together
8. Smudge his make up
9. When he passes out from the drugged up Monster, rape him! ("Drugged up like party monsters, sexed up so grab the condoms" ;D)
10. Draw on his face with permanent marker when he takes his pre-show nap. Hiding all mirrors is optional
11. Steal his laptop and post unreleased songs
12. Tell everyone he raped you, get police involved, possibly ruining his life and career (may back fire. see Jessi Slaughter case)


1. Buy bag of Blow Pops, eat or hide all watermelon flavored ones, offer Jayy bag. Sit back and enjoy his watermelon-less rage (Possibly record and post online)
2. Bend his hula hoop
3. Cut and/or shave his head is a strange pattern
4. Hide his dye
5. Steal his iPod and replace all his music with children songs (Sesame Street soundtrack anyone?)
6. Call him the ugliest person in the world
7. Tell him Twizzlers have been discontinued
8. Tell him he's being replaced by Garrett
9. Hack his Twitter and Facebook and post his private messages allll over
10. Draw him in Anime form with HUGE eyes
11. Refer to him as Garrett
12. Dye his hair pink and call him Jeffree every 5 minutes.
Love Dahvie and Jayy (:

If you have any suggestions, comment them and I'll add them to the list.
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botdflover88 Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2012
what about poping jayys balloon never pop jayys baloon
xXCharleneBrendsxX Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Soo, Jayy doesn't like an anime drawing of him with big eyes? :giggle:
GothicAngelsHearts Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Wanna know what's REALLY annoying? Saying that Dahvie should get with Jayy and make babies.
Blairthecat21 Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
But seriously, why annoy Dahvie X(
firedemon98 Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2012
damn. wait how do you know all this
RaysGunnaEatYa25 Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
Omg this is awesome!
Frerard4Life Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2012
I cannot stop laughing! :squee:
Blairthecat21 Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
You suck!!
bvbfan4evr Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Student General Artist
dude, if you dont like it, dont comment. its a joke.
GhettoMexicanNinja Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Pop Jayy's balloon! He'll get pretty mad!
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