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Dahvie:

1. Steal his Monster, drug it, and give it back
2. Tell him his voice is too whiny and nasally
3. Tell him Garrett is waaaay better than him
4. Tell him his hair is girly
5. Use a spray bottle to constantly wet his hair
6. Call him gay 209328529875 times a day
7. Spread the rumor that he and Jayy are together
8. Smudge his make up
9. When he passes out from the drugged up Monster, rape him! ("Drugged up like party monsters, sexed up so grab the condoms" ;D)
10. Draw on his face with permanent marker when he takes his pre-show nap. Hiding all mirrors is optional
11. Steal his laptop and post unreleased songs
12. Tell everyone he raped you, get police involved, possibly ruining his life and career (may back fire. see Jessi Slaughter case)

Jayy:

1. Buy bag of Blow Pops, eat or hide all watermelon flavored ones, offer Jayy bag. Sit back and enjoy his watermelon-less rage (Possibly record and post online)
2. Bend his hula hoop
3. Cut and/or shave his head is a strange pattern
4. Hide his dye
5. Steal his iPod and replace all his music with children songs (Sesame Street soundtrack anyone?)
6. Call him the ugliest person in the world
7. Tell him Twizzlers have been discontinued
8. Tell him he's being replaced by Garrett
9. Hack his Twitter and Facebook and post his private messages allll over
10. Draw him in Anime form with HUGE eyes
11. Refer to him as Garrett
12. Dye his hair pink and call him Jeffree every 5 minutes.
Love Dahvie and Jayy (:

If you have any suggestions, comment them and I'll add them to the list.
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:iconbotdflover88:
botdflover88 Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2012
what about poping jayys balloon never pop jayys baloon
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:iconxxcharlenebrendsxx:
xXCharleneBrendsxX Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Soo, Jayy doesn't like an anime drawing of him with big eyes? :giggle:
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:icongothicangelshearts:
GothicAngelsHearts Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Wanna know what's REALLY annoying? Saying that Dahvie should get with Jayy and make babies.
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:iconblairthecat21:
Blairthecat21 Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
But seriously, why annoy Dahvie X(
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:iconfiredemon98:
firedemon98 Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2012
damn. wait how do you know all this
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:iconraysgunnaeatya25:
RaysGunnaEatYa25 Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
Omg this is awesome!
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:iconfrerard4life:
Frerard4Life Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2012
I cannot stop laughing! :squee:
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:iconblairthecat21:
Blairthecat21 Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
You suck!!
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:iconbvbfan4evr:
bvbfan4evr Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Student General Artist
dude, if you dont like it, dont comment. its a joke.
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:iconghettomexicanninja:
GhettoMexicanNinja Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Pop Jayy's balloon! He'll get pretty mad!
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xxXLilyGoesRAWRXxx Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2012
make sure to do it with a cigar! ;)
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:iconghettomexicanninja:
GhettoMexicanNinja Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Haha Okay!
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:iconrydon-exists:
Rydon-Exists Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2012
My favorite was Jayy's number 12. Lol love Jayy and Jeffree :)
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:iconagexvonxvanity:
AgexVonxVanity Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2012
<3 xD
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:iconscarykitty332:
scarykitty332 Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
steal his hello kitty stickers. lol
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:iconemogirl905:
emogirl905 Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2012
a way to annoy jayy is to pop his balloon
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:iconsonicandtails772:
SonicAndTails772 Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2012  Student Writer
This made me laugh so much.
Dahvie #10 was amazing.
Jayy #5 was awesome.
LOVE IT!!!
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:iconxxyello-shadowxx:
xXYello-ShadowXx Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2012  Student General Artist
Lol
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:iconmessmess4desdes:
messmess4desdes Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2012
BUT I LIKE JEFFREE STAR AND DAHVIE AND JAYY DO TOO!
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:iconhappyberry331:
happyberry331 Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2012
some of the ways to anoy jayy are the same to anoy me. except for the anime one, who wouldnt want that!!!!
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:iconsailorstarmiracle:
SailorStarMiracle Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Why would giving him huge anime eyes annoy him?
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:iconjessie-maye:
Jessie-Maye Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2012
HaHa <3 it! I might have totry these sometime ;)
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:iconxxxabbyvanityxxx:
xXxAbbyVanityxXx Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
omg i love it
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:iconchueyluver:
Chueyluver Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
Dahvie=My husband <333333 hehe
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:iconelektrokitteh:
ElektroKitteh Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
ahhhmazing
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:iconfredxgeorge:
FredXGeorge Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2011  Student Writer
LOL XD I LOVE IT!!!

If I every saw Dahvie I'd tell him to call me then run :3
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:iconinvaderrosirken:
InvaderRosIrken Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
lol thats true though. I LOVE Dahvie and Jayy <3333
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:iconmonroendraculogans:
monroendraculogans Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2011  Student Photographer
no but i would do it to dahvie coz hes GAY
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:iconinvaderrosirken:
InvaderRosIrken Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
wha?
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:iconmonroendraculogans:
monroendraculogans Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2011  Student Photographer
apparantly dahvie is bisexual and jayy is gay :(
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:iconinvaderrosirken:
InvaderRosIrken Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah, I knew that lol. I still look up to both of them and I still have a chance with Dahvie lol.
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:iconmonroendraculogans:
monroendraculogans Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2011  Student Photographer
i no but i love jayy :(
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:iconinvaderrosirken:
InvaderRosIrken Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I know. He's amazing. I would still love to meet both of them. Jayy would still make an awesome friend and great mintor (i think i misspelled tht)
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:iconmonroendraculogans:
monroendraculogans Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2011  Student Photographer
i just love him because hes so amazing and i would love it if dahvie was my friend , so do i wish i could meet them both and sally stitches
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:iconinvaderrosirken:
InvaderRosIrken Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Sally is awesome too! :XD: another one of my role model right there.
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:iconemmakinz13:
emmakinz13 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I don't get #10 on Jayy's list.
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:iconxx-ms-snakie-xx:
Xx-ms-snakie-xX Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2011
I love 5 for Jayy! :D
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:iconzackyadvenger:
Zackyadvenger Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
I almost died laughing!!! XD I like #1 and #9 on Dahvies :thumbsup:
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:iconmiss-dahvie:
Miss-Dahvie Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2011
Bahahahah, I ♥ Them and think this is awesome. (:
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:iconravenacrowe:
RavenaCrowe Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2011  Hobbyist Artist
Yay! Thanks (:
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:iconmiss-dahvie:
Miss-Dahvie Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2011
Welcome! (:
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