Ways to Annoy Dahvie and Jayy

Dahvie:

1. Steal his Monster, drug it, and give it back
2. Tell him his voice is too whiny and nasally
3. Tell him Garrett is waaaay better than him
4. Tell him his hair is girly
5. Use a spray bottle to constantly wet his hair
6. Call him gay 209328529875 times a day
7. Spread the rumor that he and Jayy are together
8. Smudge his make up
9. When he passes out from the drugged up Monster, rape him! ("Drugged up like party monsters, sexed up so grab the condoms" ;D)
10. Draw on his face with permanent marker when he takes his pre-show nap. Hiding all mirrors is optional
11. Steal his laptop and post unreleased songs
12. Tell everyone he raped you, get police involved, possibly ruining his life and career (may back fire. see Jessi Slaughter case)

Jayy:

1. Buy bag of Blow Pops, eat or hide all watermelon flavored ones, offer Jayy bag. Sit back and enjoy his watermelon-less rage (Possibly record and post online)
2. Bend his hula hoop
3. Cut and/or shave his head is a strange pattern
4. Hide his dye
5. Steal his iPod and replace all his music with children songs (Sesame Street soundtrack anyone?)
6. Call him the ugliest person in the world
7. Tell him Twizzlers have been discontinued
8. Tell him he's being replaced by Garrett
9. Hack his Twitter and Facebook and post his private messages allll over
10. Draw him in Anime form with HUGE eyes
11. Refer to him as Garrett
12. Dye his hair pink and call him Jeffree every 5 minutes.